#5

"Guys do this too. You think, you feel, you understand. It’s a guy thing TO BE HUMAN. If it ever ceases to be a guy thing then guys will cease to be."

#4 Friday- There seem to be people missing in class

“I can feel other life forms. Are there rats in this building?”

#3

"You're worse than every hooker I've met in the ports"

#2

"Don’t be who you are! Be my fantasy of you"

2012 #1

"If you're here you're in. We may need a bigger classroom though"

And so it begins