#13

"Well we're 0 for 2. If this 3rd person's not here we'll have to pass around the attendance sheet....0 for 3...wait actually it's Friday. People have athletics and other excused reasons so we won't take attendance"

And you wonder why he's the man

#12

"I saw people yesterday (at the pre-exam x-hour) that I've never seen before"

#11

The Man himself is just on a roll:

“Your generation has to relax: you’ve come up with the notion of bromance and things like that. In the 1950s you were either John Wayne or you were a homosexual totalitarian”

#10

On fire today:

"There is no relationship between being gay and being communist"

#9

"Heres an example of an identification: Simeon Winthrop… and an immediate onslaught of hands shows...it’s like Ferris Bueller in here...anybody anybody"

#8

After a brief hiatus due to lack of attendance and lack of funny comments, we're back.

"There are 220 in this class…what kind of mind was I in when I allowed that?....and I’m going to meet with all of you"

#7

(phone rings again) “shit….and when she kills the baby, she runs from the law”

#6

(receives a phone call in class) “What Is most intimate to myself, my own thinking, has now been violated by sound”