#12

"I saw people yesterday (at the pre-exam x-hour) that I've never seen before"

#11

The Man himself is just on a roll:

“Your generation has to relax: you’ve come up with the notion of bromance and things like that. In the 1950s you were either John Wayne or you were a homosexual totalitarian”

#10

On fire today:

"There is no relationship between being gay and being communist"

#9

"Heres an example of an identification: Simeon Winthrop… and an immediate onslaught of hands shows...it’s like Ferris Bueller in here...anybody anybody"

#8

After a brief hiatus due to lack of attendance and lack of funny comments, we're back.

"There are 220 in this class…what kind of mind was I in when I allowed that?....and I’m going to meet with all of you"

#7

(phone rings again) “shit….and when she kills the baby, she runs from the law”

#6

(receives a phone call in class) “What Is most intimate to myself, my own thinking, has now been violated by sound”